FORM 01 · NEW ARRIVALS · WEEK 20
Office
supplies for
people who hate
the office.
Mugs, canvases, planners, and apparel for the chronically CC'd. Each item is a quiet rebellion you can drink coffee out of. Synergize responsibly.
FIG. 1 — HERO PRODUCT · 11OZ CERAMIC
Best Seller
0+
Products in the catalog
50 states
Currently shipping
100%
Meetings that could've been emails
0
Calls returned
FORM 02 · DEPARTMENTS
Shop by category
FORM 03 · FEATURED INVENTORY
The bestsellers.
SKU 001-A
DRINKWARE
Drinkware
Per My Last Email
$24
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SKU 012-C
WALL DECOR
Wall Decor
Sent From My Deathbed
$58
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SKU 034-B
STATIONERY
Stationery
The Quiet Quitter's Planner
$32
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SKU 007-D
DRINKWARE
Drinkware
Looping In For Visibility
$24
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SKU 021-A
APPAREL
Apparel
OOO Forever Tee
$36
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SKU 045-F
STICKERS
Stickers
Circle-Back Sticker Pack
$8
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FORM 04 · SHOP BY DESIGN
One slogan, many surfaces.
Every design lives across multiple products. Pick a phrase you'd like to commit to and we'll show you every form it ships in — mug, canvas, tee, sticker, the works.
Per my
last email
Passive Aggressive
Per My Last Email
0 products
Shop design ·
Sent from
my deathbed
Email Signatures
Sent from my Deathbed
0 products
Shop design ·
Quietly
quitting
Lifestyle
The Quiet Quitter
0 products
Shop design ·
OOO
forever
Vacation Mode
OOO Forever
0 products
Shop design ·
Circle
back ↻
Meeting Recovery
Let's Circle Back
0 products
Shop design ·
My plate
is full.
Capacity Issues
My Plate Is Full
0 products
Shop design ·
MEMO 04 · CC: THE DESK-BOUND
❝ AS SEEN IN ❞
"Finally, a brand that gets that the meeting could have been an email, and the email could have been silence."
— The Cubicle Quarterly · May 2026
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FORM 05 · FROM THE MEMO